Thursday
Today there is a bite of cold in the air.
The wind ripped right through me as i walked to the local restaurant to get some food for lunch
I don't mind cold weather but i don't really appreciate it when I am not dressed appropriately
Today it is raining. And i want the Morton's Salt Girl outfit.
Me: “Welcome to xxx Bank, what can I do for you today?”
Customer: “Do you guys sell gold here?”
Me: “Well, our Financial Advisor can take care of all your commodity trades. Let me introduce…”
Customer: “No, I mean do you SELL gold here?”
Me: “Um… what do you mean exactly?”
Customer: “Can I buy gold?”
Me: “As in… a brick of gold?”
Customer: “Yes, I want to buy a couple of bricks.”
Me: “Um… no.. I believe they stopped doing that in the 1920s.”
Customer: “Well you SHOULD!”
Me: “… Okay.”
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November 17, 2009 at 8:50 AMsell gold, damnit!
January 7, 2011 at 6:52 PM
That is the cleverest costume EVER!!
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